NotKV Posted:

I approach the hill alongside father time and fate, whom both swiftly go to work in murdering Christopher Lambert’s film career, and, subsequently, SKA BOSS’S hold on the hill.

I own the hill.

I use my uber fat god powers of Twinkie rain, which amuses notkv, then when he is distracted my belly fires 1000 missiles and my uber fat mammary glands fire cutting lasers which at the time of explosion, cut the remaining bits of him to pieces, which my belly gladly eats, and after 20 mins of climbing and 5 heart attacks, I OWN YOUR ****ING HILL