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Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
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Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Now that you’re finally here, let me explain to you how deeply bumhurted and brainless you are.

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YOU’RE AN AIDS-INFECTED PIMP/****, SO **** YOU.

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YOU’RE UNWANTED AND DOESN’T MATTER AT ALL, SO **** YOU.

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OH WHAT AN OBESE AND STINKY-ARMPITTED fabulous person YOU ARE, SO **** YOU.

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YOU BELONGED TO A ****TY KLAN, AND IF YOU’RE NOT YET IN A KLAN, JOIN ANY KLAN BESIDES **** YOU, AND THEN RE-READ THE SENTENCE, YOU PIERCED-STRAPPED bumHOLE. AND **** YOU.

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YOU DESPERATELY YEARNED TO JOIN KLAN **** YOU, BUT SADLY WE DIDN’T ACCEPT SOME EASILY bumHURTED male reproductive organ-GOBBLER, SO **** YOU.

Lastly, if you by any chance got to this thread on your first try, CONGRATULATIONS! I thereby grants thee the title of the ALL TIME KING OF fabulous personLY **** WHO OCCASIONALLY JERKED HIS male reproductive organ INTO AN EXHAUST TUBE.

And **** YOU.

Well you see, the show is over, so what in the bloody ****ing hell are you looking for, eh nerdy?

Oh, you wanted it so bad? Alright then…

**** YOU AND YOUR FLABBY JEW-fine upstanding member of society MOMMA.


Who am I? I am…

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And I’m going to zap your bum.

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