SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

i casually saunter up to Lord Shplane and ask how the hill is, and if its nice being on top of it (or being it). i offer a beer which they gladly accept and drain,

then make a comment on the weather. a boring and inane conversation develops, during which we both have a few more beer and talk about past experiences in life. eventually the conversation dulls and stops, and he looks away for a moment. i brain him with a large medieval mace several times, crushing his skull, and with a sfine upstanding member of society kick the victim off the hill.

I go on a epic-three-to-four-book-long journey to find the talisman to deflect carp (for future attacks), among other things. Returning to the hill, I pull out a sword, charging at SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER and screaming “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!” and decapitating him Tossing his beaten body aside, I await the next challenger.

I own the hill, as well as being the Highlander.