OK, breathe…breathe…

Just woke up from a nightmare. I was standing on the edge of a cliff, with the raging ocean hundreds of feet down. The Trix rabbit was next to me, and he was…well, let’s just say he was standing there pleasuring himself.(Ick)

All of a sudden, Spiderman comes along and grabs me, and pulls me over the edge. I’m falling forever, and you know how you usually wake up before you hit the ground? But I didn’t. We fell into the ocean, but it was maple syrup!

I thought we’d drown in it, but instead, a man came along in a boat, with a giant fishing pole, and reeled us in.

God, what is going on with these dreams???