TUBSWEETIE Posted:

I bring SIG ENABLING MOCK CONGLER or whatever his name is to annoy the living **** out of SOMETHING_WITTY’s guard creatures. After entire days of constant spam they get fed up and leave the hill, exposing witty. he’s so annoying that the electronic things break, too.

I then offer Witty a keg in return for kingship. When he accepts, I beat him to death with it. I then promptly shoot mockcongler because he hasn’t gone yet and drink the keg myself and pbum out on the hill.

I own the Hill.

I sneak behind TUBSWEETIE, and slit their throat. Then I proceed to skin them a la Predator to hang as my flag.

I own the hill.