I am having an affair with Nanfabulous personjesus!

I told the **** not to say anything because I didn’t want my friends to know I was ****ing her everynight, because she’s ****ing ugly.

But then I remembered I don’t have any friends and I hate everyone, and then I remembered that I have no standards.

Plus Nana keeps crying after sex, saying she hates keeping this secret, she wants to tell everyone how much she is in love with me.

So to shut her the **** up, I am telling the secret now.

Next post I will tell the sordid details of our affair!