hey klan **** YOU! i think it’s really cool (and cute! :3 ) that you decided to step up and fill the gap TSB left when we switched gears. To help you guys out I compiled a few pointers that’ll help you grow, and maybe even one day rise out of our shadow.

1. quote eachother more! remember, the more people agree with you the more right you are!

2. you guys have been using allcaps nicely, but consider switching it up with all lowercase as well! allcaps is good for conveying exuberance and unrestrained fury, but lowercase (without punctuation of course!) helps get across your utter apathy, automatically making you look cool in the eyes of your peers!

3. and always remember, you can’t make too many threads about yourselves!

i’ll be tracking your progress! make me proud!