FAIL Posted:

I guess I’ll attempt to match your RP genius since no one else will

WAHHHH I hate spiders! Let’s talk about your dad that’s what you usually do when you don’t know what to do!

Yeah, maybe the spiders will run away if I start ****ing!

Oh man, fail, did I ever tell you about that time my dad was a TOTAL male reproductive organ?

I kept rubbing on his crotch and he wouldn’t have sex with me! Argh, it made me so angry!!