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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

From the journal of Crayon Cakebeard Regomet:

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Fall started off with yet another party. While I’m glad my comrades are filled with joy, I worry that they may be neglecting their duties too much. Ah, well. If they want to party, they can, as long as it doesn’t interfere with my secret project.

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Just as work begins on the project, we get good news: Caravans!

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We get another thief, probably attracted by the wagons, but it is quickly scared off. And, more good news: Veer has learned to estimate values!

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...However, he’s not very good at it, and the merchants become offended when I offer them what I think is worth more than 1000 dorfbucks more than their goods are worth. They get angry at us and refuse to trade. Not. Good.

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Also ANOTHER THIEF ARGH

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He was quickly driven off. Soon afterwards, a hush fell over the fort, and one of the jewelers started gibbering in a strange tongue.

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We had a bit of a scare when we didn’t have the materials he needed at first…

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A little exploratory mining fixed that problem, though.

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With the gems found, the jeweler was soon able to finish the artifact.

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Oooh. MINE MINE MINE I CALLED IT ****ES

And, obviously, I must have a position befitting my new furniture.

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(I didn’t see that Veer had asked for sheriff before, so I don’t mind losing it. BUT THE COFFIN IS MIIIIIIIIIINE)

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