Janie Posted:

Oh, yeah. I go in the woods a lot. As a matter of fact, I went out there with a few friends a while ago to try to trap the demon monkey and separate your parents. Then we just went again last night for the seance, but then it’s been missing longer than that. I go out there a lot when I’m sad, to listen to the birds and make my dad worry because he can’t find me.

So is there a specific spot, or do I just go root through the bushes out there? Can you tell if anyone has touched it or read it? Because I’d be VERY UPSET if someone read it.

I have no idea whether someone has read your stupid book. Why would anyone want to read the ramblings of a slightly off kilter adolescent girl?

I could have done a better job of being specific, if my client weren’t so busy asking buminine questions rather than trying to do what she asked me to help her do!

I suppose I will have to go to this place and help you find exactly where it is.