Janie Posted:

OK, but you do have a father. And I’ll bet you have a lot more in common with him than you think. I’ll bet you even have fleas.

OK, hands on the ball. This is a nice one. I have one, but it’s kinda cheesy. How does a…creature like you even get his hands on something like this? I mean, do you walk in the store and ask for one? Do they look at you funny?

ARE WE GOING TO PLAY TWENTY ONE QUESTIONS OR FIND YOUR DAMNABLE BOOK?!?

Sorry…best behavior, right then.

My blood flows with the very fires of Hades itself! Not something fleas are particularily fond of eating, so NO, I DON’T HAVE FLEAS!

And…well I stole this ball from a shop, I walked in and tried to purchase the damned thing but everyone including the owner ran out. So I just took it.

I’ve been looking to hire a human bumistant who can….NEVERMIND NOW, just concentrate on the damned ball will you?

Has anyone ever told you that you are an extrememly annoying little girl?