Janie Posted:

Um, well, I’ve been kind of meditating. And I really haven’t been hungry since I got back from the spa.

Tantric sex, huh? I mean, we have a little time maybe before everyone gets here. Got any secrets to share?

Oh, also I guess we should do a cleansing of the area.

Oh, young one… I would love to share my secrets with one as beautiful as you. But not here, not now. We must cleanse ourselves of idle thoughts.