As far as being antisocial, people in your creepy “organization” don’t count. Hell, I’m not sure any of the ones I’ve met are even human.

You sound like you’ve had some issues with your parents. I’m a good listener. Really, I am. I know it’s hard to believe ‘cause I talk a lot, but it’s true. You’ve got my contact info if you ever do want to talk. It really would do you good to get away from those plants.

Our house has this old greenhouse that’s all overgrown and nobody does anything with it and it’s full of weeds. Maybe you could tell me some stuff to plant. Oh, and I did see a Suicide Tree once. I went on a business trip with my dad to India. It was supposed to be “educational”. Sometime I’ll tell you about Indian jails, tho.