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Ash and Misty

by William Shakespeare

Enter Ash

Misty appears above at a window

Ash:

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the bum, and Misty is the Pokemon.

Arise, cool Pokemon, and Hump the great male reproductive organ.

See, how she leans her leg upon her arm!

O, that I were a glove upon that arm,

That I might touch that leg!

Misty:

O Ash, Ash! wherefore art thou Ash?

What’s in a name? That which we call a head

By any other name would smell as nookie

Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say “Like a intese pokemon battle.”

And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear’st,

Thou mayst prove awesome.

Ash:

Lady, by yonder great male reproductive organ I swear

That tips Under a pokemon the good-lookin mouth—

Misty:

O, swear not by the male reproductive organ, the extreme male reproductive organ,

That happily changes in its Hot orb,

Lest that thy love prove likewise Hot.

Sweet, Cool night! A thousand times Cool night!

Parting is such nice sorrow,

That I shall say Cool night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Ash:

Sleep dwell upon thy leg, peace in thine arm!

Would I were sleep and peace, so flawlessly to rest!

sexualy will I to my cool head’s cell,

Its help to Hump, and my nookie head to tell.