Anal Sex According to the Word of God

Mucho thanks must be given to Steph and Michael for showing me the seriously ****ed up (EDIT THAT TO WONDERFUL) things they have found on the internet. After a lovely night of sushi and man-mountain sake, they busted out the Dell laptop so they could show me these fine websites:

http://www.sexinchrist.com/ – a Christian explanation of why God wants you to have anal sex before marriage. with actual biblical quotes! don’t forget to scroll down and peruse other links such as Masturbation- God’s Great Gift to Us, Bondage in Christ- BDSM in a Christian Marriage, and my favorite, Fisting and God’s Will.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php – I actually think I might go to hell for looking at this website. For pbuming along this info (to the like two people who read this) I’ve definitely secured at least a weekend with Satan. This site sells dildos. But not just your average ones, ones shaped like Jesus on the cross (called Jackhammer Jesus- “Jesus was a carpenter, now he’s the powertool” I **** you not y’all!!!) There’s also a Baby Jesus bum Plug, Moses, and a rather wrinkly Buddha. It’s good to know they’re allowing for people of all different faiths to stick their enlightened ones up their bumes.

I FIND THS PERSON TO BE VERY CLOSE-MINDED