Blitzkrieg Posted:

Do you really believe that he’s actually going to buy some milk? Why is it that your mom calls the two embarrbumments? Is there a conspiracy within all this? Am I actually the Uncle Jack you thought I was?

Plausible.

Of course not. No one ever believed him when he said things like that. That just meant he was going to go out and pick up a new wife. He didn’t even like milk.

She calls him an embarrbumment to the family because of his, uh, debauchery. She used to call me an embarrbumment because I won’t wear pink sundresses.

Um, he didn’t have any friends so I guess he could have conspired with himself. Although that just seems like a waste of time.

I like you more than my Uncle Jack, so I’m just going to dub you my new Uncle Jack.