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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Tesfan Posted:

Kasvoi kerran kaunis lapsi

Niin yleni ukon poika

Kirmu kiivas kbumapäine

Vesilahen vallasmiesi

Nelivuosna nelisteli

Paimenkoiral’ kulleroitti

Viisivuosna hevon päällä

Uju yli kaakilan lahden

Saapu kirmun kotomaille

Miehenalum majasille

Hunnun herra ristimiesi

Kumartaja ristin kjesun

Hunnun herra puhu paljo

Luikutteli lorujansa

Saarnojansa sepitteli

Unkasi ukon omnia

Sep’moli liikaa kirmuselle

Vesilahen valtiaalle

Suurel’ sotipäällikölle

Miekkajalle mahtavalle

Kirmu viisas vallitsija

Laitto säilöihin soturit

Vangitsihe hunnun herran

Kiinni köytti kiesun koion

Kirmu näin sanoiski virkki

Hunnun herralle huhuili

“Jätä uskos llity meihim

Mikäli mielit vielä elää!”

Pelänny ei hunnun herra

Vielä viipy vaitonaisna

Kirmun puolesta rukoili

Vaikka puuhun naulittaisi

Sakaselän Naulinkaril’

Hunnun herra unohettiin

Miettinmähän tuumimahan

Kuollako vai eikö kuolla

Yöhyellä pimiällä

Kirjokannel kuutamolla

Tuli apu tovereilta

Kiesun kuvan kumartajilta

Hilja-neito kiesulainen

Oli apu hunnun herran

Lapsi kiinni lautbumansa

Saapu kovalle karille

Helja-neito hiljaa hiipi

Ohi kävi vartijoitten

Vapautti hunnun herran

Kerilahen salasaunaan

Kiroeli kirmu plajo

Kunnei nähny vihulaista

Saaressansa satimessa

Sakaselän naulinkaril’

“Miksen korja kuolettanu

Tappotyötta en tohtinu

Henkeä vieny hunnun herralt

Kuristanu kalantilaista?”

Kiinni saatiin hunnun herra

Jälleen jäihe satimehen

Tällä kertaa ainaiseksi

Iäks ikikuunaiseksi

Hunnun herran käety lähti

Kourat irtos’ repimällä

Torsot verta hyrskähteli

Kiristivät kourantyngät

Raual polttivat valtimot

Siihen suistu hunnun herra

Väsy vanhus vaivaamasta

Kirmun töitä kauhisteltiin

Teko pääty tarinoiksi

Noissa maissa messäsissä

Vesilahen veräjillä

[English translation:]

At The Gates Of Vesilahti

Once grew up a beautiful child

Grew older a sun of Ukko

Kirmu, a bad-tempered, ferocious warrior

The lord of Vesilahti

At the age of four he rode a shepherd

At the age of five he crossed the Kaakila

bay with a horse

To the lands of Kirmu

To the house of a young man

Arrived the Lord of Huntu

Man of the cross, worshipper of Jesus Christ

Lord of Huntu was a preacher

Winding through the tales of his

Twisting the ancient stories

Threatening the children of Ukko

This was enough for Kirmu

Enough for the Lord of Vesilahti

Enough for the great warlord

Enough for the greatest of the swordsman

The wise ruler Kirmu

Captured the men of God

Imprisoned the Lord of Huntu

Tied up a bastard of Christ

And so said our Kirmu

Advised the Lord of Huntu:

“Leave thy faith and join us,

if you wish to stay alive!”

The lord of Huntu did not fear,

did not say a word

Still prayed for godless Kirmu,

who was about to nail him onto a tree

On Naulinkari of Sakaselkä

They left the Lord of Huntu

To make up his mind

To live or die

In the darkest night

With a moonless sky

Arrived the helping hands

Those who believed in God

Maiden Hilja, one of God’s own

came to help the Lord of Huntu

with a child on her boat

She sailed to the rocks of Naulinkari

Maiden Hilja walked silently

Pbumed the guards of Kirmu

Set free the Lord of Huntu

escorted him to the secret sauna of Kerilahti

Kirmu was swearing and cursing

The enemy was nowhere to be seen

No longer trapped on his island

On Naulinkari of Sakaselkä

“Why oh why didn’t I Kill him,

dare to murder man of Christ,

take the life from the Lord of Huntu,

strangle to death the man from Kalanti?”

The lord of Huntu could not escape

once again he was caught

this time it was forever

Eternally indeed

Lord of Huntu lost his arms

Hands were torn away

Torso pumping out the blood

Bleeding the life away

the bleeding arms were tied up

The arteries were burned and shut

That was the end of the Lord of Huntu

Too tired and too old to continue

The deeds of Kirmu were frightening

and ended up as these tales

In the land of forests

At the Gates of Vesilahti

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