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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Tesfan Posted:

Pelto palo,

loimo nieli viljatähkät,

ulenhenki tarpahutti,

roihu raiskas’ rukkiin varret.

Kävi kato kauhistava,

kurja onni kammottava,

menetyski musertava

turha sao, masentava.

Kump’ ei iskis’ Liekkiöinen,

lostais’ karu meltohenki!

Kump’ ei iskis Liekkiöinen,

muistas’ ilikijäinen!

Leivän leivon leppäsestä,

hongsar’ revin ravintoni,

kärsin näljän närimällä

vuotan uutta kylvökautta

Kump’ ei iskis’ Liekkiöinen,

lostais’ karu meltohenki!

Kump’ ei iskis Liekkiöinen,

muistas’ ilikijäinen!

[English translation:]

The Revenge Of Liekkiö

Whole crop burned to ashes.

Flames swallowed the spikes.

Fire spirit trampled on.

Blaze raped the rye straws.

Harvest was appalling.

Back luck hit hard.

Loss was shattering.

Worthless crop, depressing.

This is the stroke of Liekkiö

A black revenge of the fire spirit.

This is the stroke of Liekkiö

Reminder from the evil one.

I make my breda drom alder.

I tear my food fro pine trees.

I will not surrender to hunger.

I will wait for the next growing season.

This is the stroke of Liekkiö

A black revenge of the fire spirit.

This is the stroke of Liekkiö

Reminder from the evil one

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