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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Tesfan Posted:

Let me tell you a story

Story of a man

Who wants to be a god

God of the wind

He dressed to brown

Brown leather clothes

He used a bone mace

And ate mushrooms

He lived in the woods

There trees are huge

Only friends were trolls

Who were all the time drunk

He saw nightmare

There big bad bear

Ran behind him

And shouted these words:

[Chorus:]

If you want to be a god of wind

You have to beat me

If you want to be a god of wind

You must take my skin

If you want to be a god of wind

You must use my nails

If you want to be a god of wind

You must be like me, must be like bear

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