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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

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1. Veer

2. Crayoncakes

3. BirdofPrey

4. iIRZ


From the desk of “Veer” Mörullogem, Scribe of Criedquake

It began that one Winter night. Obsidian 27, I think. I can’t remember. I get a letter, some gilded pretty looking thing from the King. The ****ing King. We’re talking ruler of Mountainhome. Nonetheless, it was an edict to go out and form a new colony in order to promote something or other I can’t remember right now. That’s not important. What is important is that this place is hell.

So, I gather up seven of my buddies, and we’re going off to find the perfect spot. And lo’ behold, we find this spot of paradise.

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It’s beautiful, I cry. We’re planning to leave, and we get a Royal Guard come to our door. He gives another one of those gilded letters, and it’s more instructions, this time from the Captain of the Guard. It’s a map of the region, with some place marked off. Kind of like this.

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I see it, and my first reaction is “no ****ing way.” Look at that ****. No trees, no plants, just dirt and rock. I don’t think there’s water either. Christ. But orders are orders, and we embark. We ditch the Anvil and the axes, and bring a ****load of meats and logs. I think we’ll need everything.

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When we get there, the first thing I commission are large areas for the stockpiles. All the general goods and **** are gonna be up top. Can’t see a flaw in there.

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The tunnel there’s a cunning strategic ploy. Not only is it a low-traffic area for the most part, but it allows me to chain traps and the like. This place is… calm, though, so I think we should be fine for now.

Meanwhile, the Mason grabs control over everything when I’m not paying attention.

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Due to my lack of caring, I simply claim the Bookkeeper position, and plan to create a private quarters at some point for myself.

Bedrooms are next.

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They’ll do for now. I’ll get someone on smoothing out that horribly jagged rock. It’s a safety hazard, really.

When I’m not paying attention, the hunter hurts his right hand. I didn’t see anything out there though, so I bumume the clumsy idiot tripped or something. It was about this time I was informed we had no buckets, so I had the craftsmen get to work on that. Oh, a quick look at the Crafting area.

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Farm set up and producing Plump Helmets, and there’s a food stockpile there up top.

So, back to that hunter, he’s in bed, and I’ve made some buckets. However, there’s one mbumive problem.

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****. This place is hell.

Well, that bastard’s likely not to make it though the coming summer. Which is a pain in the bum. Gotta get through the year with only six dwarves, and hope I’ve got enough alcohol to stay alive.

Right, moving on, I’ve commissioned a great Dining Hall and my own private offices, which will house my dining room, my bedroom, and my workspace.

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During excavation, we’ve discovered milk quartz and pineapple opal. I’ve created a Jeweler’s Station to use these gems to further glorify my furniture.

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And here we are now. It’s Summer First, and I’ve just finished this log of the first season. God, I don’t think we’re going to make it. **** you, Captain of the Guard. Up to this point, we’ve been too busy to create a name for this place, but I’ve come up with the ideal one now that I have a moment to break.

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Welcome to Criedquake.

Veer edited this message on 07/14/2008 4:41AM
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