Big Brother Posted:

I have an idea. Cover it in a blanket of some sort, and tell someone about this really warm device you have. Demonstrate by letting them touch the warm part. Make sure it’s muffled to the point where it’s just REALLY warm and cold and not OUCH warm and cold. Then, trick them into having sex with you with it on their back. Get them to leave the room, and then rotate it.

This is honestly the first funny idea you have had yet.