Proud Exclamation: I have analyzed over 9000 literary works, and I have to say for a internet-dwelling meatbag such as yourself it is a complex story. Indeed, I conclude if you were to write a full novel the emotions experienced by a meatbag reading the entire thing would kill approximately 79.3% of all who read it. (Though, sadly, not an effective bumbumination tool, though the effects would be amusing).