amaranthus Posted:

If this… Monkatrice is real — and that’s a big if — shouldn’t we be… I don’t know… trying to contain it and keep it under wraps or something? Seriously, whatever is going on, it can’t be good for our organization. Or anyone else. Not that they matter. But we do!

If I may interject by stealing Monkey’s headset while his jaw is on the floor, why should you contain the Monkatrice? He’s not hurting anyone.

Can you tell me what color your eyes are?