LAWL. I just sent her an e-mail. (Chances are it will not be replied to, but who cares.)

Dear Tara,

You’re not fooling anyone; we know it’s you. I’d like to point out some things that haven been irking me since I’ve been introduced to your fan fiction. First off- you state that you are an atheist, but you mention Satan a lot. A true atheist does not believe in any form of higher being, like God, likewise, they do not believe in Satan.

Secondly, not everyone who dislikes your writing are of the “Prep” stereotype. I myself actually fall into the “Ska-Punk” stereotype. Which also reminds me, I’d like to ask if you truly are of the “Gothic” stereotype. You repetitively state you are in your stories—it’s almost as if you are convincing yourself (and us) that you are. One would usually state the fact directly once or twice, and then give little nuances to aid that. Not a paragraph of clothing descriptions. Also, might I ask: Why with all the super long names for your sues?

Thirdly, I must say Spell Check is your friend. If you don not have Spell Check, you can always google the word. Or using Dictionary.com is a feasible choice. Please understand that I’m only trying to help you become a decent, if not a better writer than you are. If you want to follow the path of a gothic novelist, read some Shelley, Poe, and maybe some Lovecraft. Heck, maybe some Stephen King to mix it up.You still have along ways to go, but with practice, better grammar, and maybe an original story, you might be well on your way to be a gothic novelist.

Sincerely yours,

[The Ska Boss]