King Krimson Posted:

Here’s one. I was going to do it, but I’ve got my hands full with My Immortal.

Look here.

It’s very, very nasty.

Omfg, lmao.

“Come over her and look at this I built it” and Sam kissed him and they started to make out and then Sam got an erection!

“Not now” said Frodo and he showed Sam the time machine. We need to go in the time machine to another time and we can have all sorts of sex with everyone!

Instead, it felt like their male reproductive organes got 1,000,000,000 times bigger! Sadly, they didn’t really.

There was huge jolt and they landed on top of eachother and started making out!

Sam took his male reproductive organ out of his pants and was about to show Frodo that he did