Min Scoops impossible? Harder yes, but certainly not impossible and normally there are lesser “designated blasters” than people who are going for medals. I guess a promising strategy would be to raise antifreeze, chocolate and vanilla with timed MIs and get lemons and pistachios with a late speedrun. 42 pistachios and 36 lemons are possible and with just (Log in to see images!) 54 MIs you’d have Min Scoops = 36, Total Scoops = 186 and Fave Falva = 42.

With 36 Min Scoops you could probably take quite a few hits and 186 Total Scoops isn’t that much, so you aren’t necessarily in danger to be bumholed. You’d probably also lose Fave Falva because others with less cards will concentrate on that, but hey – that’s a good thing, right? So far there has always been one predominant strategy and if you make enough scoops you get most of the time four medals. I want things a bit more diversified. Sure, luck would matter more but is that bad? Skill and scoops would still be a huge advantage.

Another strategy could be to buy as many shields as possible after the first vanilla raid and use switcheroos during the second one. That way you could get with 200 vanillas 40 Min Scoops and have probably a lot of shields to protect them (and some MIs to compensate for losses) but of course you’d be for hours or even days in danger to be attacked.

Vanilla meatshields probably aren’t a good idea – it would only work if (almost) all competitors do this, but some will figure that it might be better to buy cards: people who don’t compete for medals that week would enjoy it to attack the meatshields. If you card up and play bumholes (they get MIs and a few shields, if both isn’t available bumholes or other attack cards) the meatshields wouldn’t last until the end of the dom round – well maybe someone has still enough vanilla for Fave Falva but most bumholes would be used before the end of the week. I guess that meatshields wouldn’t survive against some “designated blasters” like yourself. Log in to see images!