Some people tend to complain about how hard some e-peen are.

They can’t seem to get a hard e-peen, and they think its everybody else’s fault.

The way I see it is if you cannot get a hard e-peen, then it probably isn’t meant for you to get a hard e-peen.

I don’t have a hard e-peen, and I am fine with that. Lots of people are unable to get a hard e-peen.

If you do get a hard e-peen, then you deserve it, and I am sure you will enjoy it.

One day, we will all probably be able to get hard e-peens, but then there will be e-peens that will be harder than hard.

So, my advice for those who cannot get a hard e-peen is: Don’t worry, some day it will come.

Dear Evil Trout, Aren’t you glad you decided not to call them exploits?