Kitty? Kitty, are you still there?

I reeeeeealy need a wish.

I came home after blowing up creepy guy’s basement, and my Mom’s in France and my Dad’s in Tokyo, and they’ve got my Uncle Darren here to “watch me”.

I sort of put some sleeping stuff in his coffee, and I thought I’d killed him, but it turns out he’s fine.

Anyway, if you could arrange for him to get called away, it would make my life sooo much better, and I’d have the house to myself so I could work through my withdrawal symptoms for that stupid zombie-medicine they gave me.

His likes are : fishing, pie, women with fake mammary glands.

Anything you could do would be great.

I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish