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InaneAnomaly

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“Dick in a Box”

Once upon a time there was a little girl called May.

May was a very good girl, and always listened to what her mother said. Unfortunately for May, her mother was a drunken crack-whore, and so most things she told her daughter to do were not good for her to say the least.

One day, May was on her way back from the corner store where she’d stolen some smokes and cheap booze for her mother as she’d been instructed to do, when she saw a large, black cat sitting on a wall. The cat was staring directly at her, it’s eyes cloudy and bloodshot. May turned away and continued on her way back home, trying to shake the thought of the strange cat from her head. She’d never seen the cat around before, and wondered where it could have come from.

As she made her way down the street though, she got a strange feeling, as though someone was watching her. She turned to look around and saw the cat, sitting on the corner of the wall at the end of the street, staring at her. A shiver ran down her spine and she turned away once more, picking up the pace as she continued down the street.

As she reached the end of the road, she turned the corner, glancing back to see if the cat was still watching. To her horror, not only was the cat still staring at her, but it had moved to sit on a fence halfway down the street. May broke out into a run as she turned to corner, and increased in speed even more as she went down the street. Every now and then she’d look back, and every time she saw the cat, staring right into her eyes, following her down the streets.

Eventually, after running a few blocks, May looked back and saw that the cat was no longer following her. She stopped, panting heavily as she tried to regain her breath. Perhaps it had all been in her head, and the cat was just making it’s way back home slowly and found an interest in her since she was the only other thing around, so it had watched her? Either way, it didn’t matter now; the cat was gone, and she was only two blocks away from the broken down apartment block where she and her mother lived.

Having caught her breath, May began to walk slowly down the street. She no longer felt the strange sensation that someone else’s eyes were upon her. Sadly though, this did not last long.

As she turned the corner to walk down the street to her apartment, she felt the presence of the horrid cat once more. She froze, slowly turning her head to look over her shoulder. The cat wasn’t there though. Maybe she’s just been imagining it? She was a little jumpy after all.

She turned to walk the last short distance to her home, but as she did so she was horrified to see the cat, sitting on the wall just outside her apartment block. She tried to tell herself that it was just a cat, that there was nothing to be afraid of, but she felt a strange aura around this creature. It was disturbing.

She gritted her teeth and and bravely stepped forwards, walking towards her apartment. She walked up to the cat… and past it. It did nothing. She stood only a few feet away from it now. The apartment doors were so close. But May couldn’t help but feel the urge to turn back around and take one last look at the cat.

She turned to face it. It was still staring off in the direction it had been before. It was only now that it occurred to her for the first time, that maybe the cat’s eyes were the way they were because it was blind. Maybe it hadn’t even been watching her all this time, but had just been staring off ahead of itself because it had nothing to look at.

She took a step forwards toward the cat. Something felt like it was drawing her in, and despite her best judgement, she reached out to place a hand upon it’s head.

Her fingertips were only inches away from the animal’s head when it turned suddenly to face her. She jumped and pulled her hand back. The cat narrowed it’s eyes, and slowly, everything around her began to turn black. The whole city was disappearing into nothingness. She dropped her bag, a bottle rolling out along the pavement and becoming engulfed by the spreading shadows. They moved closer to her, and the cat opened it’s mouth, revealing a red vortex in the back of it’s throat. She let out a scream, and in a moment, the shadows had swallowed her.

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May awoke in what seemed like a garage. It was dark, only a single light bulb overhead, swinging gently back and forth. She tried to move her hand to shield her eyes as it flashed across her face, but found that she was unable to move her arms. She turned her head only to find that she was tied up; her wrists and her ankles tied to a table.

“Ah, so you are finally awake, young one?” Came a calm, deep voice. She tried to look but the light from the bulb blinded her.

“What…what’s going on? Where am I?”

“Calm yourself child.” A being that looked like the cat came to stand beside her. But it was different now, taller, it’s head was bigger. It placed a paw upon her arm, and to her horror, it had fingers. It wasn’t a paw at all, it was a hand. A shade was placed around the light bulb, and she saw that it was not the same cat. It’s eyes were yellow, and it appeared to be much younger. She looked down to it’s hand, only to find that the creature was wearing clothes. It had the body of a human, and was the size of a fully grown man.

“Who are you?!” She cried, staring at the hideous creature in disgust. “What are you?!”

“I cannot tell you my name, little one,” came the cat’s reply, “My name is impossible for a human to understand. You do not have the vocal chords to speak it yourself, why, the mere mention of it would cause your head to explode.”

“But… I don’t understand,” came her trembling voice. “Why am I here?”

Suddenly lights flickered on all around her. She was in an enormous room filled with hooded figures, and there, sitting on a throne slightly uplifted from the ground, was the cat she’d seen in the street. It was now also anthropomorphic, and wearing a long cloak and a crown. It’s cold, dead eyes stared at her, and it lifted it’s sceptre. The creatures removed their hoods. They were all different sorts of hideous anthropomorphic animals; cats, dogs, foxes, horses, squirrels; all manner of urban animals.

“Now,” said the cat that stood beside her, “it is time for the initiation process. Get into your groups!” The animals shifted and moved around, gathering into groups with one another. “Group one, begin.” The cat lowered his head and held out an arm in invitation to them, backing slowly into the shadows beside the throne.

A large horse creature stepped forwards. He looked down at her. He only had tiny pupils, a large portion of the whites of his eyes showing. His nostrils flared as he bent down, taking in the scent of the young girl. She whimpered and recoiled as best she could. The horse lifted his gaze to hers. “Why, ain’t you a sweet little thing? There won’t be much left of you once I’ve had my way.”

Tears began to stream from her eyes as the horse stepped back, grasping the robe he wore and removing it in one feel swoop. May screamed in unbridled* terror as she stared at the huge, throbbing member of the monstrous being before her.

A fox from the crowd thrust a fist in the air and called out “YIFF!” The rest of the hoard immediately began to chant “YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF!” A large grin spread over the horse’s grotesque face and it took a step forwards. “Now honey, it’ll probably hurt more if y’ fight it… but by all means, go right ahead and scream and thrash as much as you want. You resistance will only make my male reproductive organ harder.**”

Eyes wide and pouring with tears, May stared up into the evil eyes of the horse. As he leaned down, she caught a glimpse over his shoulder of the cat overlord on his thrown. The corners of his lips curved slightly into a small smile, and she knew it was over for her.

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-THE END?-

*You see what I did there? Bridle? Horse? Oh ho ho. I didn’t even notice.

**Obligatory.

Yeah, I just made this **** up as I went along. I don’t even know what it is. THIS IS HOW BORED I TRULY AM. Log in to see images! ENJOY!

Perhaps I should continue this with how they turn her into a furry or a slave…or both… or some ****. Perhaps…it is best left alone as it is. A STEAMING PILE OF HORRIFIC ****.

OH AND I DIDN’T PROOF READ THIS **** BECAUSE IT’S HONESTLY NOT ****ING WORTH IT, SO ENJOY THE BAD EVERYTHING.

This is truly how much time I have on my pitiful hands. Also, Log in to see images!

Edit: k lol, fix’d a couple things I just noticed fer the hell o’ it.

InaneAnomaly edited this message on 06/22/2008 7:00PM
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