Once upon a time I was a space-time worm that was travelling forward through 4-D space. I encountered another space-time worm that was all of me except for my left hand, and he said “Hey baby, we’re numerically identical according to some” so I ****ed the hole in his arm where his hand was supposed to be. It wasn’t gay though because we were the same person, so it was like jacking it, but less sad because I was penetrating someone that wasn’t me.