1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

At least I could retire knowing that I wasn’t a hump-backed, drooling mouth-breather

pecking away at my crusty keyboard with one clawed hand while the other was vigorously

pumping my 4-inch male reproductive organ only to spew out my ham-scented great times every time I thought I had

made a sick burn, euphoriously imagining the props I’d be getting from the rest of the

fabulous persons in my internet forums klan.

Christ you’re a terrible poster. You’re a girl aren’t you?