FAIL Posted:

Contrary to my majors, I think I am too creative to be stuck behind a desk for the next 40 years of my life. I would much rather do something like rockstar/starving artist but I am not talented enough. I can play a lot of instruments (saxophone, guitar, bbum, drums, viola, some piano) but I’m not very good at many of them.

you should join macks, bops and iirz’s ****ty internet band!!1!

I am allergic to cats, therefore I hate them.

So am I, but they’re just so goddamn soft. ;_;

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

I’m jordan.

I do a lot of sciency projects in my spare time. I’m incredibly lazy and it drives me insane. I have a car but I can’t be arsed to get my Learners and drive it.

I’ve got two jobs: one is a retail job that I don’t like, the other is a desk job doing paperwork which I love.

I’m also incredibly tall.

Wait, learners permit? fine upstanding member of society I thought you were like 25. Log in to see images!