Grog The Barbarian Posted:

*The door ahead of you explodes*

HAI YOO GUIZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!

*Grog stands in the doorway covered in dust, wood and cement.*

uh i culd no find da base mant. I great times in bak door and chop thru kich in flooor

I fall down n land n theese rooom. I got ted knok ed owt. I jest woke ed up. oh thare was 2 zom bees in thus rooom bu i kill ed them wit me ax. look heer is heds.

*tosses 2 decapitaded heads into the room and starts to eat beef jerky*

any body want sum? I gots a hole bak pak fool?

Oo oo oo I want some jerkey!

Me! Me!

Hey Grog, I got’s my nunchucks, wanna see my new move?

*swings his nunchucks wildly hitting himself once or twice*

Don’t tell no one they’re plastic OK?

From now on, I have a new nunchucks move, it’s called POW BIFF WHAMO! That’s because they always say that in the comics.