TUBSWEETIE Posted:

My options for anyone asking for BP:

– Write “TUBSWEETIE” in cool letters around your nipple. Male or female doesn’t matter. I’ll get off from the fact that you have no shame. I’ll give you 1BP for a signed fine upstanding member of society

– Mans: sharpie a swastika on your scrotum for 3BP

I’m seriously considering these. I don’t care THAT much about BP, I just think it would be good for ****s and giggles.