my_mother Posted:

I say mow a swastika in your pubes.

Also, invite me to this naked party. But don’t have it on the same time as the **** in the freezer/poo in the toilets/burn the house down/kill the hookers night.

Actually on second thoughts, do all these things on the same night.

Way ahead of ya.

You’re soooooo there, hope you have enough to make the flight to Phoenix though. You’ve gotta help me coordinate the chaos though Log in to see images!

scullyangel Posted:

Are we all going to visit Jick or Bigguyinblack? Log in to see images!

Can I spank someone at this party? Log in to see images!

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You can spank whoever you like, most of us will end up too drunk to resist. NOT THAT I’LL RESIST OF COURSE. Log in to see images!

Rastanarcharismarx Posted:

You could do some gardening. I tend to enjoy gardening when I’m alone in my house. Other fun things you can do out of boredom are pranks involving one-second-super-glue or whatever this glue is called these days (putting glue on neighbors doorknob, putting glue on neighbors football, putting glue on the dogs ball he always chews from, putting glue on the the keyhole of the neighbors car, putting glue on the steer of the local police officers bike, ...) seriously there are loads of fun things you can do out there with glue! experiment! Log in to see images!

I have a brown thumb, plants wither at the sight of me. Log in to see images!

I KNOW, I’LL PUT GLUE ON ALL THE DRINKS, THAT WAY EVERYONE IS STUCK HOLDING AN EMPTY DRINK IN ONE HAND FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. GENIUS!