Janie Posted:

So, CAPTAIN SODA, I have been staying away from your fanclub for 2 reasons:

1. I’ve been busy with a scheme of my own

2. You hurt my feelings when you said “QFT” at my attempt to post a picture of a tall, majestic glbum of soda in homage to you.

But I can’t stay away forever, ‘cause you’re too cool.

THE PICTRUE WAS TRUE SO I QUOTED IT FOR TRUTH