Eirairaianna Posted:

Janei, I saw Bif in you’r backyard adn he loked sad. I brot him watre but he dident wont it. So I brot him fod but he dident seem to want that iethre. I tride to talk to him, but he kept saying branes adn i dident now why. So I juts tolled him storeis adn, I sang sogns adn, tath commed him down. You’r dad diden’t come out.

That’s so…nice of you. I’m not used to people being nice to

me. Be careful you don’t let Biff bite you, though. I’ve been researching zombie cures, and it looks like I may still get to stab him! Yay!

Sure, it’ll only be with a syringe of holy water, but still…