Tony Starks Posted:

Heh, I get it. You’re supposed to be, like, the guy who runs the site. That’s pretty clever. I understand that Conan O’Brien is looking for new writers… you might want to submit a CV, you seem like a really funny guy.

I turned them down because I’m just too big of a comedic genius for them to truly appreciate my talents. Let all bask in the glow of my brilliance, let the light of my awe reach the heavens. Let God himself look upon me and cry. From laughter.