So, this happened tonight.

I’m a lapdancer, have been since I was 16. Don’t judge me please.

I’m “on” at the moment, so obviously I went the obvious route and used a tampon.

However, when you’re dancing/stripping, you obviously can’t have a bit of thread hanging out of between your legs! So I cut the thread off, like I normally do.

Anyway, it was all fine till I got home. I realised I couldn’t get the tampon out. I struggled for ages, digging around up there… and it’s not nice (you girls know that!). It took me so long, and I was getting ‘stuff’ all over my hands. I was seriously worried by this stage, so I asked my flatmate to help me. I’m really not sure why, I just wanted someone there with me..

She digged in there for ages and eventually got the end of it with some tweezers, and pull it out.

Absolutely horrible, I know.

I’ll never put a Tampon in my bum again.

Signed,

Dave. 22/M/UK