Grog The Barbarian Posted:

I r Grog I r Pwr ful I r Bar Bar ian

Mi Ax R mor pWr fulr n I kil u wit Mi ax

I tra vil wit Wiz erd hoo shoot ta Fire bal n may b Lite nin

N may b a elf or dwarf go wit me. May b ta elf iz wiz erd but dwarf kin no b wiz erd. dwarf kin b prie….pree….prei…...heel r

les in 2

I r pwr fil

I kut ork hed off wit mi ax 1 tym hed fli 1 zillyon myl a wayz.

I punch da evil wiz erd in ta throte n hiz hed pop

I kik sen tar in dink n mayk hm a wim on cuz he dink fal off and fli a way. it fal in dog gee fod bowl n dog gee swal er it lyk it saw sug is.

I pwr fil nuff 2 doo les sun um wut great times aff tor 2? 9?