It was a bright, shining day. The new prince was going to be announced in a parade. The audience was full of noobs, innocently asking one another ridiculous questions. Then, the parade started. The people in animals suits came first, having sex with one another as they walked. Right behind them were two cats, shooting LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL in an endless stream out of their mouths. Then, the first float. A boxing match, with a PS3, a xBox 360, and a Wii, in an endless battle. Then, the next float. Two girls, ejecting feces into a cup and eating it. The audience of noobs did not like that part much and started throwing Hack-Bombs in. The moderator police watching (three owls, one saying “ORLY”, one “YARLY”, and one “NO WAI!” were quick to remove them, however, from the event. The parade continued. The next group of people were a group of trolls, flailing their clubs around. A band came in next, playing the hamster dance, and then the Numa Numa dance. The announcer (Fatal1ty), announced, “And next, someone you’ll recognize.” A gigantic balloon version of the Star Wars Kid came through. “This is the final float, folks.” Fatal1ty announced. A gigantic white block sat. A person dressed like an N, a person dressed like an S, a person dressed like an F, and a person dressed like a W pranced down from the top of it. The side of the white block fell off, revealing Goatse. “And the new prince:” Rick Astley then came out from within the block “RICK ASTLEY!” Rick Astley then began playing “Never gonna give you up”, as the audience sang along. When the song was over, Fatal1ty asked, “So, Rick, how does it feel to be the new prince?” Rick Astley then replied “I know I’ll enjoy being the knew prince of Bel-Air”.