So two little old ladies stepped outside for a cigarette.

It was raining, so one old lady pulled out a condom, cut the tip off, and placed it over her cigarette.

“What’s that?” asked the other old lady.

“It’s a condom, I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when it rains.”

So, the other old lady was curious and went to the drugstore. She asked the clerk for a box of condoms.

“What size?” asked the clerk, to which the old lady replied “Oh, just big enough to fit a Camel.”