Kelp Plankton Posted:

seriously they ride horses and **** and only girls like horses and **** and **** cowboys they sit around and eat beans and then have gay sex

theyre ****ing lame

come on whats with cowboys being lame and gay seriously they like men thers no cowgirls and if they are its the creepy furry kind of cowgirl and thats another reason cowboys are gay is that they are cowboys and secretly long to be cows

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