Thought_Police Posted:

Terminate it. If things get too rough though, run for it and look for health globes or something.

Determined to wipe that grin off the male reproductive organy wanker’s face, Bamp starts unloading like crazy into the creature. Nearly all of the bullets hit it, but it simply growls and starts stomping towards him. Amazed at its ability to take punishment, Bamp stands like a rock, unyielding to the fearsome beast. Chuckling, it hurls another blast at him, grazing the marine’s hand.

He ignores the sting and desperately continues trying to bring it down. The hell knight is bleeding from dozens of bullet holes by the time it reaches him. Furious at this stubborn human, it rakes several gashes in Bamp’s chest with its wicked claws. Bamp begins to fear this might be his last battle, when the knight suddenly slows, staggers forward in one last feeble attempt at revenge, then collapses at his feet.

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Sighing in relief, Bamp grabs some rockets the monster dropped, giving the huge corpse a savage kick just in case. He hopes that he doesn’t encounter too many more of them (*ominous music*). Checking his surroundings, Bamp finds nothing else that he really needs immediately, so he decides to continue exploring. Moving towards the east end of the floor, he hears several imps snorting. As he rounds a corner, he ducks just in time to miss a fireball. Noticing his opponents crowded around a barrel, he consigns them to a fiery fate.

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He strides confidently through the fallen imps, feeling like nothing could possibly go wrong now…

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GODDAMN IT.