I am Evil Salmon, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to a forum without fabulous persons?

No, says the man in Washington. We will always have 4chan.

No, says the man in the Vatican. Fenk is on every forum, watching you.

No, says the man in Moscow. What is this internet?

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose…

Rapture.

A forumwhere the artist would not fear permaban.

Where the trolls would not be bound by rules.

Where the great would not be constrained by the small.

With the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city, as well.