Unlikely to be 50. Very unlikely. Thr first one was free, I can expect this wouldm’t be out of anybodys range. If you’re paying for internet access you can likely afford to pay. If you’re mooch off someone else, mooch a fin or 10 from them. It’s not like you’ll never have that money in your lifetime (unless you are you’re going to die soon… in which case why the hell are you on the computer, you lazy ****). You can pay them back. Or just say you’ll pay them back and not really follow through. Or bash their head in with a brick and take their wallet.

Do I have to think of everything?