Janie Posted:

Miss “Thunder”. I had planned to make an open appeal to you on these boards, since it appears you monitor them for some reason known only to you. Whatever it is that you want, I’m willing to give you on two conditions:

1. Leave Eirainainainianna alone, and my little dog 2.

2. Tell me what to do to get my old Biff back. The one who wrote poems and loved dolphins, and sang show tunes. I can’t live without him.

Excellent, mademoiselle, I’m so glad you’ve agreed to talk to us.

Eirairaianna, whom you can’t even be that close to since you don’t spell her name correctly, will be fine after we’ve gotten all the information that we need out of her. We’re taking her to a suitably remote location. If you would like to give us information about locating Ms. Kali, we would be happy to return the favor by giving you information about locating dear old RustyBlade. We’ll come by the diner to drop off the directions; please have the same on hand for Ms. Kali.

As for Biff — well, there’s really only one thing I’d suggest.

Ensure that you have no conflicts between medications, but treatment should include doses of Atropine, Norepinephrine, Hydralazine, and Prazosin. You might want to hurry.