Dakota is a real good actor, probably the best child actor ever, but the part that gets me the most about her is how much she looks like my sister. I mean, if you put a picture of her next to a picture of my little sister you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. When she went missing we showed a picture of her to the cops and the chump cop just went “Yeah, I thought she was cute in War of the Worlds, too.”

That cop was a goddamn prince.