Dear Mr. Banhammer,

This is precisely why I detest Japs — this and WWII, I mean. And the mbum production of cheap cars to drive American automotive companies out of business.

It’s a sick culture, and I’m only sorry that Mr. Schrute has any contact with it at all. He seems like such a good, young Christian man. I watch that dogreat timesentary show regularly, and I’ve admired his moral rectitude right from the start.

What is going to become of this world once the Japs take over, I don’t know. I hope I’ll be dead before that day arrives.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood