Could we get random daily mini-missions?

Like, create a pool of 10-20 different quick missions that come in once each day by random and are repeatable if they pop up again to break the monotomy of what happens when you beat Chapter 1.

For example, each day you’d get a tubmail that would say “I lost all my money to Gamblebot! If you can prove it isn’t cheating by beating [Blackjack/RPS] [3-5-9] times in a row, I’ll reward you!” or “I need you to Pwn this person over at [Forum] who has been trolling me, if you beat him I’ll reward you!”, with the person having much, much more Ego than your typical thread.

There’s not really much to do but Pwn the Nuke reactor forum every day, which gets boring after blowing it up for the thirtieth time. Log in to see images!